A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it Flash. Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he was doing the speed limit, he turned around and, going […]
For my 50th birthday, my husband purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my high school softball team, I […]
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This is a real letter submitted to the IRS in the midst of last year’s weird and bizarre denial of dependents, exemptions, and credits. We believe the letter speaks for itself. Dear Sirs: I am […]
Idiots at Work: I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me […]
Sometimes the truth is more amusing than fiction: A man comes into the ER and yells “My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the […]
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full […]